Listed here are the twenty-five most recently edited pages on Metababy, in reverse-chronological order.

• /They.saw.a.U.F.O..in.the.valley_.......-
  There's.an.alien.in.the.street_We.slept.-
  in.the.trailer.in.January's.heat
  
• /l4m3rs
  
• /When.there.is.nothing.to.burn.you.have.-
  to.set.yourself.on.fire
  
• /X
  
• /.I.want.more.fucktard.political.drivel.-
  so.we.can.reach.ENLIGHTENMENT...........-
  That.would.be.so.INTELLIGENT............-
  ...........
  
• /Gay.jewish.octogenarian,_FUCK_OFF_!!!..-
  _Final_solution_yourself_...............-
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• /Metababy.has.its.own.sensibility.......-
  It.believes.in.brutal.ruthlessness.and..-
  considers.anyone.who.writes.in.a.purple.-
  font.to.be.gay.'Over.the.top'.is.not.a..-
  criticism.here.,it's.standard.operating.-
  procedure...............................-
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• /Key.to.all.radical.art.is.the.idea.of..-
  transgression.That's.work.that.confounds-
  .and.distresses.our.taste,that.virtually-
  .begs.us.to.state..'This.goes.too.far.'.-
  ............
  
• /Pavlov's.pothead...She.hears.the.sound.-
  of.a.bong.clink.and.her.eyes.begin.to...-
  water...................................-
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• /I'm.telling.you,with.European.girls,...-
  it's.just.a.numbers.game.If.you.stand.in-
  .any.major.European.city.on.any.fucking.-
  corner,and.consecutively.ask.every.girl.-
  that.walks.by.if.she'll.fuck.you,one.out-
  .of.20.will.say'yes.'...................-
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• /Gay.jewish.octogenarian,_FUCK_OFF_!!!..-
  _Final_solution_yourself_...............-
  ...........
  
• /xoxo
  
• /.I.want.more.fucktard.political.drivel.-
  so.we.can.reach.ENLIGHTENMENT...........-
  That.would.be.so.INTELLIGENT............-
  .......,
  
• /The.eternal.darkness.of.the............-
  metababy.mind
  
• /Back.For.More.Cumcrazy.Twinks..........-
  Mens.Room.III
  
• /Just.when.you.thought.it.was.safe.to.go-
  .gack.to.school
  
• /ungodly.amount.of.ammo
  
• /Kicking.natural.selection.up.a.few.....-
  notches..
  
• /Pavlov's.pothead...She.hears.the.sound.-
  of.a.bong.clink.and.her.eyes.begin.to...-
  water...................................-
  .,,
  
• /Embrace.your.moral.hypocrisy
  
• /Hoi,dat.is.Beate.en.ze.heeft.mijn.lul..-
  in.haar.mond..
  
• /Unprompted.lies,that's.a.bad.sign......-
  Either.a.guilty.conscience.or.something.-
  personal's.going.on.
  
• /Zyzzyx
  
• /Lives.of.Others
  
• /Guy.Fawkes.Day